fun gender neutral things to call your partner:

kiddzbop:

• OPPONENT
  

I want to have a gyroid tat

frayland:

i used to think i was unphotogenic then i found out i was just ugly

kestrele:

i dont wanna be that bitch…. dare i say it……….

icarly was funnier than friends

sjw-bot:

in retrospect, yikes

aidashakur:

dinobot:

if i start talking to you about really stupid shit and im not trying to look intellegent anymore that means youve done it. obtained true trust levels. god tier friendship. 

imawalkingtravestyy:

i just want all my secrets back, i don’t want anyone to know anything about me anymore 

fairycosmos:

icarly was right: live life…………..breathe air………i know somehow we’re gonna get there

deathoftakes:

don’t let fanfiction fool you into thinking that sex is real